Crappy Christmas is a whacky alternative of all things that define our christmas but are never openly documented in traditional texts. Subjects covered include, yellow snow, santa hats, turkey etc. Categories covered include; effort involved, embarrassment level, internet resale value, enjoyment period.

But hey, this is what Christmas is all about!

The Desperate Dan Giant Mug is for all those thirsty cowpokes. This giant mug is probably almost twice the size of a normal mug. So now you can wash down yer cow pie with a giant cuppa hearty tea.

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Graffiti Mug - Graffitea - Vandalise your very own mug! Comes with pens and a cool magic mug that lets you bake on the design when its complete! Perfect for the creative ones in your family! Create your own personalised gift!

A simple solution to an age old problem. This revolutionary new product deserves a place in anybody's pocket. The Locklite turns any round ended key into a torch.

* No more fumbling around for your key hole in the dark * LED light visible from 1 mile away * Bright 3 metre beam * Security lighting that brings peace of mind

This stylish pen set comes complete with l.e.d keyring function and keychain, contained within presentation case.

Crazy catapult fun. This cool looking catapult is supplied with softball ammo for hours of indoor fun. Great for target pratice.

Not suitable for children under 8.

The Solar Shower ensures you never need endure a cold outdoor shower whilst camping ever again. Simply fill the bag with water, leave in the sun to warm it, and then hang the shower and enjoy freshening up in comfort. Heats water from the sun Holds up to 20 litres Easy to use Includes shower head, flow control and hanging cord Lie flat in sun and leave for 3 hours

The Solar Shower ensures you never need endure a cold outdoor shower whilst camping ever again. Simply fill the bag with water, leave in the sun to warm it, and then hang the shower and enjoy freshening up in comfort. 20L bag

The Woboba beach ball for people you enjoy sports, sun and water. Would you like a new, fun and challenging experience on the beach this summer? If so the Waboba Ball and the Waboba Beach game is perfect. The ball that bounces on water guarantees a lot of fun - and the Beachgame adds a real physical challenge.

Together they give you and your friends a new way to make beachlife and beachsport enjoyable and exciting. http:/ / www.waboba.com/ Media/ Movie/ WFilm4.mpg

This topical mug really stirs up the debate on global warming. As you add a hot drink to the mug, the sea level gradually begins to rise, illustrating the effects that global warming will have on our planet's coastlines.