Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip and swot at the same time.

Is dog poo smellier than camel crud? Is kestrel dung harder than python plop? Find out in this fascinatingly absurd card game where players must out-yuk each other in various poo-related categories. It's the business!

Made from 100% recycled newspaper, these quality non-toxic pencils are infused with gourmet scents, so you can inhale the heady aroma of Toasted Marshmallow and Bubble gum as you sketch. Don't ask why, just take a deep breath and get scribbling.

If you're fed up using a computer to charge your gadgets, the USB mains Charger will make your day. Why? Because it converts any 240V, 3 pin plug into a USB socket, so you can power-up from any mains plug socket in the UK. Electrifying!

No kitchen should be without Hot Sauce - if you or a friend think you have an asbestos mouth then this is the sauce for you. Fire extinguisher not included.

Fist-gnawingly addictive, this electronic gizmo uses tactile buttons to simulate the feel and sound of popping bubblewrap. To add to the fun you'll hear a random noise every 100 pops. Aargh! It's the most inexplicably compelling hanger-on since Paul Burrell.

It's good to talk, but when your mobile runs out of juice it's good for nothing. That's why you need this sleek, supremely portable little charger that is powered by a regular AA battery. Simply plug in and power up.

Genius!

Why use dull wedges when you can prop open doors with a sexy stiletto? This rubber-coated high heel is infinitely more glamorous than a regular doorstop and adds a feminine touch to any home, even if you're a billy-no-mates bachelor!

For those cold moments when no other human is around to offer shared hand warmth, these excellent devices banish the chill.

K-Drons are complex shapes discovered by Polish visionary Janusz Kapusta (no, us neither) and they're what you'll be using to complete various patterns in this ludicrously compelling headscratcher. With 72 increasingly difficult challenges, K-Dron is set to drive you shape crazy.