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FEMFRESH FEMININE WIPES X 20
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Hypoallergenic, biodegradable and flushable, the Wipes are now in a bigger pack and are stronger and softer. Alcohol and soap free, the wipes contain soothing allantoin and naturally antibacterial witch hazel. Dermatologically and gynaecologically tested.
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HELP THE PAW HAND CREAM 80G
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Do you never have to lift a finger to do anything? have your hands never been in a washing up bowl? do you never shake hands with anyone unless you’re wearing white gloves? in short,are you HRH the queen of England? If you are, we’d just like to remind you that the corgi’s need a walk and to say that you have no need for this ultra soothing cream. if, however, your blood’s more red than blue, buy tubes of the stuff. after all, look at all those dirty plates in the sink.
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NO OLD BAGS ALLOWED EYE GEL 15G
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If you've ever been standing by the luggage carousel when a charter flight's just come in, you 'll have seen plenty of unattractive bags. but none more unsightly than those caused by too many late nights spent partying. because there's only so long you can hide behind dark glasses for, we've introduced ' no old bags allowed'. this refreshing gel with arnica and orange flower water will soon help diminish those trunks under your eyes. once again leaving you with an appearance that belies the date on your birth certificate.
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PUFFY THE EYE BAG SLAYER EYE MASK
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After fighting tired looking peepers in…wherever eye bag slayers go to vanquish the nightmare of baggy eyes (California’s always popular),‘Puffy’, the finest of all the eye bag slayers is now back with a capital B on British soil and onto the anatomicals web site. (truth is, we were looking for a more efficient production source, but that doesn’t sound quite so adventurous). when you haven’t had enough sleep, you can now open the fridge to find more than a carton of eggs, a green pepper and something that looks like it might once have been cheese, left to chill for 30 minutes, this gel mask will leave your eyes cool, refreshed and, yes, less puffy. definitely more vamp than vampire.
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SNOG ME SENSELESS BREATH FRESHNER 15ML
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Ladies and gentlemen, Bryan Sylvester and his world- renowned orchestra invites you to take your partners for the Tonsil Tango. that's it, twirl your tongues around each others mouths. never mind the dance floor, oh my god! you're the Fred and Ginger of the bedroom floor. all thanks, of course, to this breath spray, which helps leave your mouth fresher than Bryan gets with the female violinist. now for the Horizontal Hooplah ( aka the…oh, you'll have to visit a more adult site to find out).
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SNOOZERS ARE LOSERS ENERGY PATCHES
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. The recommended 8 hours' sleep a night is a hell of a lot of time to be spent snoring. so when you've got something more interesting to do or, indeed, boring (like working through the night) you'll be glad of our 'Snoozers are Losers' caffeine packed energy patches. just one on your arm and you're back in the land of the living quicker than a freshly thawed out Walt Disney.
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STOP CRACKING UP LIP BALM 15ML
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After certain highly visible celebrities (naming no names) not everyone now wants their lips inflated like a hot air balloon. but everyone wants their lips to be smooth, moisturised and kissable. which is why you'll be mad for 'stop cracking up' our new balm. with a host of ingredients including beeswax, olive oil and zingiber to keep dryness and soreness at bay, it will soon be any excuse to pucker up. Pity poor babies when politicians get hold of a tube. and just imagine the fashion shows? why darling, they'll be more kissing than bitching.
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STUGERON 15MG TABLETS x 15
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Stugeron is effective in preventing and treating motion sickness. It is also effective for relieving nausea, vomiting, attacks of dizziness or spinning sensations (vertigo) and sensations of ringing or other noise in the ears (tinnitus) associated with Meniere's disease and other middle ear disorders.
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THE BENDER MENDER x 6 DOSES
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When you've had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the 'bender mender'. it has been Invented by a widely regarded russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the russian navy. a group renowned for sinking a lot more than a few ships. the active ingredients will soon stop your head pounding, end your nausea and settle your stomach. clear headed you can then think 'never again'. well, if not until tomorrow, at least until lunch.
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BODYCARE FACIAL LOOFAH PADS X 5
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Loofah Facial Pads. The natural fibres stimulate circulation and gently rub away the dead skin. Used wet with your favourite body shampoo or soap. Gentle exfoliation for the face and neck.
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