Cure for Farting in Bed The Herbal Cures are a funny novelty range of ‘cures’ to solve personal problems. Give the final scratch to that itching issue! Each Herbal Cure box is endorsed by a ‘real’ doctor – Dr.William Barfrey’s founded the cure for Farting in Bed! Each Herbal Cure box is wonderfully illustrated and contains 4 x Scented herb balls which release relaxing oils into your bath – modern hectic stresses melt away! About the Cure for Farting in Bed The Herbal Cures are a fantastic range of funny soothing products that will solve your stresses of modern day life! The Herbal Cures boxes each contain 4 x Scented herb balls which release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. Simply put the Scented herb ball in the water whilst the hot...

Internationally Famous Dr Harvey Quant's Cure for Uncontrolled Spending warns that this condition can lead to an over-used credit card and an unhappy bank manager!! The Cure for Uncontrolled Spending works in the most obstinate cases though - as long as its not taken internally!! Bath bags are the ideal way to release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. DIMENSIONS of the Cure for Uncontrolled Spending: 12.5cm (5") x 7.5cm (3") x 3.5cm (1 1/ 4") PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY GIFT AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH

Extra Small Condoms These Extra Small Condoms are a great novelty gift for those who's 'one eyed trouser snake' is more on the 'pee-nut' side. The average penis size has plagued men's minds for years and whatever your willy size. These joke condoms are 2cm in diameter, so those with a tiny todger have no need to worry! The Extra Small Condoms make perfect Birthday gifts, Valentines gifts or Christmas gifts.

There comes a time in some guy's lives where they have to admit that the King Kong they prayed for in their 'jungle of love' is but a mere sea monkey. Do not despair, these tiny willy condoms will be perfect protection for those naughty nights! The Extra Small Condoms come in a pack of 3 and will make fun gifts to embarrass and amuse. Great for...

Glow in the Dark Shoe Laces Like a kick into the 80's, Glow in the Dark Shoe Laces are back! These funky shoe laces glow eerily in the dark and you only need to expose them to light for 20 minutes. Look cool in the Discotheque, liven up those boring trainers and brush off the shell tracksuit. These Glow in the Dark Shoe Laces will transport you back to your childhood and introduce the youngins to a bit of retro 'glow chic.' Why stop at your shoes? Tie the shoe laces to your bag, wrist or ponytail for the ultimate glow in the dark accessories.

Glow in the Dark Shoe Laces The Glow in the Dark Shoe Laces glow in the dark after a 20 minute exposure to light. Each lace is 99cm long and will fit standard shoes and trainers! These polyester shoe laces are light green The Glow...

Grow Your Own Boobs Our Grow Your Own Boobs are great gifts for men and women alike. We at Find Me a Gift only have your breast interests at heart. Whilst men can gaze at a pert pair of boobs all day and not get a slap in the face for it, women can have the pleasure of having the perfect Love Pillows she has always dreamed of.

Just place the boobs in water and watch them grow! If only puberty was so simple eh girls? Your boobs can grow up to 600% their original size and will shrink back again when out of water. Hilarious gifts for any boob man! Grow Your Own Boobs will give you voluptuous boobs (albeit in a vessel of water) with no bra needed, cutting down lingerie costs and giving quick fondling access. Always pert, these fun jugs will never sag with age and you can grow the boobs...

Grow Your Own Boyfriend From the makers of Grow Your Own Girlfriend comes...you've guest it! Grow Your Own Boyfriend! No more farting in bed, no more "pull my finger," no more pee on the toilet seat. Grow Your Own Boyfriend may be a tiny hunk, but he grows in water to become a slightly larger sized pocket hunk. This topless, pirate trousered, Eskimo booted, Oompa-lumpa of a stud is ready and waiting for you.

He won't snore, answer back, judge you on your shoe collection or sniff his underpants before turning them inside out for another days wear. The Grow Your Own Boyfriend is the perfect companion... for those of you who have a fetish for freakishly tiny guys in pirate costumes WHO AREN'T REAL.

Grow Your Own Boyfriend Grow Your Own Boyfriend is approx 7cm tall and can...

Grow Your Own Girlfriend Our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is a fantastic gift idea for those who are fed up with nagging, pestering, moaning girlfriends. This 6cm tall hottie will grow up to 600% her original size! Just pop your new girlfriend into water and within 2 hours she will begin to grow! Your girlfriend will be at her greatest size within 3 days, and if a small, wet, bright pink woman is your thing then this is the perfect gift for you. 10 reasons why you should Grow Your Own Girlfriend: Your new girlfriend won't get PMS No Nagging No more...

"Do I look fat?" Passing gas is encouraged This girlfriend won't run up your credit card bills She doesn't care how much money you make You don't have to remember your girlfriends Birthdays or anniversary She lets you have...

Grow Your Own Willy Our Grow Your Own Willy is a hilarious novelty gift that can grow up to 600% it's original size! Just place the willy into a vessel of room temperature water. Unlike normal willes which shrink at the sight of tepid water, our Grow Your Own Willy will begin to grow and may take up to 3 days to grow completely. Without fear of STD's, pregnancy, the inevitable 'Morning Wood' or midnight leg humping, the Grow Your Own Willy is a girl's new best friend.

Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier will not poke where it is not wanted nor answer back when you say you have a headache. We have our vibrators and toys for fun in bed, but if we purely want to look at a willy without the hassle of inevitable sexual conduct, then the Grow Your Own...

Jokes Toilet Roll Into your toilet humour? Like your crap jokes? Like to giggle while you piddle? The Jokes Toilet Roll is a loo roll of laughs for your bathroom! This Jokes Toilet Roll is just what the title states, a toilet roll with piles of jokes, ready for your amusement/ nose blowing/ wipeage. A hilarious novelty gift for anyone who enjoys a good read in the bathroom or someone who needs a bit of cheering up, this toilet paper will have them in stitches! Jokes Toilet Roll The Jokes Toilet Roll is packed full of jokes, right to the last piece The toilet roll measures approx 10 cm x 9 cm x 9 cm The novelty toilet paper is a fantastic gift for ages 4 to 140! We all need a good laugh and this Jokes Toilet Roll is a great way to laugh on the loo. Throw away all those old Readers...

Knitted Willy Warmer These Knitted Willy Warmers are a fantastic gift for any chilly male. My Gran has been knitting these for weeks. You ask for something to keep your egg and spoon warm whilst waiting for your toast to pop up and this is what you get.

Adorned with a drawstring pull for a snug fit and 'ball cosy.' This Willy Warmer will keep your todger toasty and sack snug and warm on those cold winter nights. No itchy wool here, Gran has used the finest acrylic yarn to create each colourful masterpiece. My eggs have never tasted so good.

Knitted Willy Warmer The Knitted Willy Warmer is made of 100% acrylic wool It has a drawstring pull at the top and is stretchy for a comfortable fit! As my Gran likes to keep things interesting, the styles and colours may vary Each Willy...