The perfect retro, but cutting edge way to cool your drinks think Tetris in your booze! These fun, retro feel ice cubes will make those boring little ice cube redundant!....... you may well find yourself humming that 1980's iconic game theme tune as you fill it with water and place it in the freezer. These are great for cooling your drinks, and for something a little different, but you can also play a great drinking game!The challenge arises as you try to get the pieces to fit together in your glass before they thaw - it gets harder the more you drink!You can also add a little food colouring, or make them out of fruit juice if you want to have different colours.

Here's a proper gift for any ladies who love chocolate, and we all know at least one of these, don't we chaps? This is a quirky and entertaining bit of china (or porcelain), and you can have it personalised too, if you wish (there's an extra charge, obviously). The story told on the back of the mug features a lady in conversation with the chocolate (we've actually heard this type of thing happen) ?.CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you? You want me! YOU WANT ME! LADY: No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial Pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.

We all know someone who has a problem paying for their share of rounds! This hilarious, yet functional wallet is sewn shut, but can be opened if needed! This great wallet is a great, funny gift for those who are known to be miserly with their cash, and might persuade them to open their wallet a little more often! This Tight Git wallet is perfect for the miser, the Scrooge, the tight fisted and the cheap among us - we all know one!

This hilarious gadget is the perfect thing if you're feeling a little smaller than normal and need to inflate' yourself a little. With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching well you get the idea!Great for those cold water 'shrinkage' moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem!All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!Enlarge yourself to a whopping 8, with a girth beyond belief!Features:Inflatable expander' Comes with hand pump, inflatable expander and connecting airtube.

Light a fire wherever you are and find out how to get home in the worst weather conditions, with the Ranger Fire flint with Compass! Imagine: you're lost and stuck at the top of a mountain, or deep in the middle of the forest. If you can light a fire you can keep warm, cook and attract attention, and with the compass, eventually get home. But disaster: it's been raining, and your bag (and your matches) are soaked through.

But if you've got the Ranger Fire Flint and Compass in your survival kit, problem solved.

Normally, you want to avoid the booby prize in a game. Not this game though! Booby match works much like the kids game 'Matching pairs', but these pairs are definitely for adult eyes only. Each card depicts either a left or right boob, and it's your job to match the pairs.

When you get a pair, shout 'booby match!' If you're right, you get all the cards in play if you're wrong, you lose three cards or the equivalent of a woman and a half but beware of the joker in the pack, or you could be left feeling a right tit.

Nobody is going to mess with The Don's mug! This massive mug is perfect for those coffee/ tea breaks at work and home. This all ceramic, glazed ?The Don' mug is a great way to show them who's boss, and to ensure that your mug is never stolen or goes missing at home or at work.After all ? who wants to get snatched in the middle of the night because they slighted ?The Don'?This massive mug holds almost a pint of liquid ? that's at least 2 normal cups of your favourite beverage!Interesting fact:Q: Why are all important mafia bosses called Don?A: It is a title in Spain (Don/ Dona) and Italy (Don/ Donna) descending from Latin dominus, master, lord.

Save 3.50! Was 9.95. Ever been woken up by your alarm and wanted to throw it across the room? Now you can! Somehow Monday mornings seem so much better since we've got these in, you know you just don't want to hear that alarm, and it seems like Friday was yesterday, and you just can't pull yourself out of bedWe know you've always wanted to throw that clock across the roomThese brilliant alarm clocks can only be turned off by bouncing them or throwing them - It's the ultimate in morning anger management.

For the Person who has everything! The ultimate status symbol, which carries almost as much kudos as a brand new Porsche! - At a fraction of the cost!!! This is a high quality silverware brush which caters for a very essential need, -removing fluff, crumbs and other debris from a very sensitive area -your BELLY BUTTON! This designer accessory will keep your Innie or Outie looking great for your piers to admire in awe! A Truly Navel idea!This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.

Ding King Re-fill pack. Been bashing up your car again? Need to fix another annoying little ding? Simply apply the glue to the dent pulling tab, apply the tab to the dent and leave to cool. Then, place the pulling bridge over the tab and twist the wing until the dent ?pops', it's that easy! Ding King comes with a special solution to easily wipe off any residual glue, then it's just buff and shine and your panels will look as good as new and you'll be the king of your own garage! Refill kit comprises 3 bonding sticks and replacement Ding King solution.