Having your name printed on a bottle of quality glug is an honour bestowed upon a select few. But Messrs Walker and Perignon are in for a shock because we’ll personalise these bottles of champagne and whisky to include any name/ message you fancy. Cheers!

Ahoy, hearties! Next time you set sail make sure you attach your keys/ valuables to this ingenious gizmo that automatically inflates and starts flashing within seconds of hitting the water. Capable of keeping belongings up to 1kg afloat for 24 hours, it's ideal for boating buffs, surfers and key-carrying cross channel swimmers.

Call it daft, call it infantile, but make sure you're miles away when you do, because this brilliantly asinine catapult is capable of firing water bombs mind-boggling distances. In fact, it's so powerful you'll need to use your legs as well as your arms to operate it.

Based on the enigmatic, cross-media experience that is Perplex City, this brain-contorting board game features over 1,200 ingenious puzzles. Players must crack codes, unscramble anagrams, solve riddles, decipher optical illusions, answer trivia and a whole lot in between in order to challenge opponents and collect puzzle stones. Your mind may never recover!

You'll be pinching your wick with excitement when you inhale the heady aroma of this high quality candle. Hand poured, it's infused with a seductive blend of essential oils, recognised for their *ahem* arousing qualities. With 40 hours burn time you're guaranteed to feel the lurve.

“The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term.

But America, I have never been more hopeful that this 6” articulated figure of me, Barack Obama, will sell like hotcakes.”

Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle.

Sheer glass!

Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle.

Sheer glass!

Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle.

Sheer glass!

Employ the services of a boozy butler every time you pour wine with this cheeky little bottle-grabbing servant. The ideal drinking partner, Bottle Buddy spouts increasingly witty asides as the vino flows, knows how many drinkers are around and even gets tipsy as the bottle empties.