Bored of cracking your credit cards? This super-slim translucent wallet is the answer to your prayers. Crafted in tough, water-resistant plastic the Jimi can accommodate cards, cash and little pictures of Peter Andre. (Well, you never know).

Ideal for sporty-types.

Bored of cracking your credit cards? This super-slim translucent wallet is the answer to your prayers. Crafted in tough, water-resistant plastic the Jimi can accommodate cards, cash and little pictures of Peter Andre. (Well, you never know).

Ideal for sporty-types.

Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn't need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka. Whatever, we just like chomping into it when we've polished off the bottle.

Already an American institution, this mighty, double-insulated, flip-top keg keeps drinks icy cold or piping hot for up to 12 hours. Ideal for roving tea drin...what are we saying? This Bubba's for beer! 'Urp!

Celebrate the Lego Star Wars phenomenon via these hip T-shirts emblazoned with iconic Star Wars characters in Lego form. Ideal for sci-fi loving building block fans. C'mon, Lego of your hate and buy one.

Celebrate the Lego Star Wars phenomenon via these hip T-shirts emblazoned with iconic Star Wars characters in Lego form. Ideal for sci-fi loving building block fans. C'mon, Lego of your hate and buy one.

Celebrate the Lego Star Wars phenomenon via these hip T-shirts emblazoned with iconic Star Wars characters in Lego form. Ideal for sci-fi loving building block fans. C'mon, Lego of your hate and buy one.

Celebrate the Lego Star Wars phenomenon via these hip T-shirts emblazoned with iconic Star Wars characters in Lego form. Ideal for sci-fi loving building block fans. C'mon, Lego of your hate and buy one.

Oi, geezer! Avoid looking like a ponce when you’re drinking hot splosh with this porcelain mug that features a knuckle-duster style handle. No one will ever dare pilfer your Rich Teas again. Wallop!

Having your name printed on a bottle of quality glug is an honour bestowed upon a select few. But Messrs Walker and Perignon are in for a shock because we’ll personalise these bottles of champagne and whisky to include any name/ message you fancy. Cheers!