Tasteful on the outside and Raunchy on the inside. We all love pressies, but all that wrapping/ unwrapping malarkey can be a right drag, can't it? Because let's be honest, the vast majority of gift wraps are about as exciting as granny's scented drawer liners. To the casual observer Raunchy Wrapping Paper appears to be innocuous yet stylish gift wrap with a stripy blue or red motif.

But when recipients tear into their presents they'll come face to face with a bevy of jaw-droppingly attractive blokes in the almost altogether. The tasteful but provocative poses struck by these scantily-clad underwear adorned adonis' are certain to stimulate the most jaded of present opener.

Dainty fragrant rose petals made of fine soap to make a romatic gesture in any room or simply scatter in an indulgent bath. Content: 15gm, apporx 30 leaves

These vouchers are a must for anyone who wants to expand their horizons, and spice up their love life!! Good clean kinky fun for everyone!!

Treat her to a gift of unforgettable sensual experiences. 10 vouchers can be redeemed for erotic experiences -- from a one-hour massage or bubble bath (sponging included) to blindfolded teasing or sex whenever, wherever she desires.

Holy Mackerel! These really are triple X and damn funny as well. A great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING wording may offend some people.

Perfect mini toolkit for using around the house, taking camping, and household maintenance. The metal plated case provides robust projection for the tools inside and seals up to make a unit no bigger than a pack of playing cards. The kit comprises: 3 Philips head bits 3 Flat head bits 4 Miniature allen key heads 7 Sockets ranging from 3mm to 6mm 1 Socket adaptor 1 Screwdriver handle.

52 Ways to find the perfect women are novelty playing cards designed to raise a chuckle or two whilst playing a few hands of bridge. If you have been down on your luck recently, this pack is an essential guide to finding that elusive woman. The cards contain 52 excellent tips, hints, and ideas to guide you on your way.

Excavate and collect your own Ancient Warriors. Use the tool provided to dig and reveal a soldier of the Terracotta Army of Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huangdi. 6 to collect - very adictive

Smart little sharpener which works when a pencil is fed into it, for the truly compulsive labour-saver. With slide-out waste drawer. Requires 4xAA batteries.

BEER BURGLAR ALARM SYSTEM. The latest gizmo in beer protection! There's no longer a need to keep your eyes any ears alert to protect your beloved beverage. The proximity sensor sets off the alarm once someone is within slurping distance.

The "mafia" voice keeps even the most determined beer burglars at bay.