Wind them up and get these 2 inch high plastic tyrants roaming around your desktop with Bible in and ruler in hand, glowering and breathing sparks until you make a full confession! This devilish duo are a proper holy terror, guaranteed to cause an irreverent giggle, unless of course you happen to be a 2 high convent student, in which case they'll put the fear of God into you and you can expect a suitably over-the-top punishment whatever you did, right or wrong. So confess now and get it over with!Features:Wind up mechanical NunsSparks fly from their mouths2 tallComes as a set of 2

Add a touch of sauce to your dinner party with some rude food. You've never nibbled on an after dinner mint like this before... You know you've become an adult when a party involves dinner instead of crates of cider and passing out in the corner.

And there's definitely something very adult about this after dinner mint selection. If thin chocolates in little black envelopes just don't have that je ne sais quoi, try popping one of these in your mouth...Have you ever nibbled on a nipple before, or licked your lips at the sight of a willy? Here's your chance to do it at the dinner table.

For example - the Panic Button Screams' initiating panic sequence in 3 2 1sends out a siren and then lets out an extremely high pitched blood curdling SCREAM!!! Along the same lines as the Panic Button the Bull Sh*t Button has 5 loud messages e.

Looking for Boob Bolognaise, Penis Parmigianino, or Kama Sutra Pasta? This Sexy Pasta says it all! You can't go wrong if you're looking for food with a bit of an edge, or for a great gift for that lad, friend or lover in your life? It's bound to bring on good eats, and a lot of laughs!Made of 100% durum wheat, this healthy pasta will not only make a good meal, but get you energised for the post dinner frivolities!Perfect for that edgy' romantic dinner or for a bit of a laugh, this pasta really needs no description other than the below:Kama Sutra Pasta:Pasta in your favourite positions!Boobs Pasta:Boob shaped durum wheat pasta.

We've all woken up in the morning, jumped into that steaming hot shower, and forgot all about the time! The water is hot, you've been out for after work drinks, or had a late one working and its so comfortable and warm and. It's been half a hour and you had to leave 5 minutes ago!There's nothing more frustrating than getting out to find you've lost track of time and you're running late. Make sure you're not running behind with this innovative, waterproof shower clock!With a gigantic suction cup on the back, this clock will suction onto tiles, glass, mirrors or just about any shiny surface in the shower or bath.

Take your sudoku addiction to a new level with this Sudokube! The creators of the sudokube literally took the concept of the sudoku and a rubik's cubeput the two together and came up with this addictive little brain teaser! The concept is simpleas with standard sudoku puzzle, you have to get each number from 1-9 to appear on each side of the cube. The numbers must not appear more than once on each face of the cube! The numbers are moved around the cube by twisting the segments of the cube until you get the digits in the desired locationand although it sounds simple we can guarantee you'll be tinkering with this for hours! So if you've mastered newspaper Sudoku on the train and the bus then it's time you took on the challenge of the Sudokubeare you up for it? We dare you

The perfect retro, but cutting edge way to cool your drinks think Tetris in your booze! These fun, retro feel ice cubes will make those boring little ice cube redundant!....... you may well find yourself humming that 1980's iconic game theme tune as you fill it with water and place it in the freezer. These are great for cooling your drinks, and for something a little different, but you can also play a great drinking game!The challenge arises as you try to get the pieces to fit together in your glass before they thaw - it gets harder the more you drink!You can also add a little food colouring, or make them out of fruit juice if you want to have different colours.

This hilarious gadget is the perfect thing if you're feeling a little smaller than normal and need to inflate' yourself a little. With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching well you get the idea!Great for those cold water 'shrinkage' moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem!All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!Enlarge yourself to a whopping 8, with a girth beyond belief!Features:Inflatable expander' Comes with hand pump, inflatable expander and connecting airtube.

Throwing a tennis ball or a frisbee while standing in water isn't all that fun. So why not play with something that bounces on water, like a skipping stone that you can catch? Enter the Extreme WABOBABALL - This new hi performing neon orange ball that really gets the wow-factor on the beach, in the pool or anywhere there is water. It can be played with just the ball, no goals, nothing extra.It can be played in any plain water and bounces like a tennis ball on the ground.

Light a fire wherever you are and find out how to get home in the worst weather conditions, with the Ranger Fire flint with Compass! Imagine: you're lost and stuck at the top of a mountain, or deep in the middle of the forest. If you can light a fire you can keep warm, cook and attract attention, and with the compass, eventually get home. But disaster: it's been raining, and your bag (and your matches) are soaked through.

But if you've got the Ranger Fire Flint and Compass in your survival kit, problem solved.