Create a tasty treat on your lover with this intimate tattoo set which lets you say it with chocolate and then eat your words! When your message is a sensual one let your body do the talking. The Body Talk Chocolate Tattoo set lets you present your message tastefully in delicious chocolate guaranteeing that this is one time you will enjoy eating your own words. Simply place the stencil on the desired area paint your message on your playmate using the stencil as a guide then remove the stencil and let the games begin.

The kit contains: 1 jar of Original Sin Chocolate Dessert Body Frosting3 Provocative Stencil Sheets with hearts stars and provocative words like "kiss" "here" and "yummy" (to name but a few)1 Brush

Strip Chocolate is the ultimate game of sensual pleasure. Your clothes will come off. The chocolate will go on.

Play by the rules and everybody wins. It's fun! It's sexy! It's very very tasty! Strip Chocolate is designed for two players who wish to share an intimate encounter. It is best played on the floor ideally on a quilt in front of a warm fire or by candlelight.

Before beginning both players should agree that the game cannot end until at least one player has completely stripped!This game contains:1 jar of Original Sin Chocolate Dessert Body Paint1 jar of Wild Cherry Chocolate Dessert Body Paint1 Game Board2 Brushes2 Game PiecesDiceGame CardsInstruction Sheet

Whether you are jetting across the globe for a naughty weekend or simply allowing your eyes to travel down the length of the bar the Mile High Mini Kit is an indispensable erotic travel accessory. This discrete sleek travel case is filled with erotic goodies and comes in a sleek case that slips easily into a coat pocket or travel bag. As small as a deck of cards the Mile High Mini Kit is filled with sensual essentials to ensure that one game you won't be playing on your travels is solitaire.

Inside you'll find a lipstick mirror a whisper-quiet mini-massager two condoms and a bottle of lubricant. You can place your bets on a hot night with this number.

The Really Good gift means that you or the recipient will be sponsoring a Random Act of Kindness and you get a complete presentation pack to confirm your Really Good status!The gift pack which is presented in a translucent blue metallic bag contains:Really Good certificate'I'm Really Good' silicone wristbandThe little Book of Living Green'Ways to Be Really Good'Welcome letter and explanationInfo on the Random Act of Kindness that you can choose to sponsorPostage-paid registration cardOnce you've received your pack all you need to do is read the information about the Random Acts of Kindness that we can carry out on your behalf decide which one you would like to sponsor and then return the enclosed postage-paid registration card with your choice. The RAoKs that...

Why not enjoy the company of a low maintenance inflatable husband for a stress free easy life. All your friends will like him and he won't upset your parents. 100% faithful well an inflatable husband would be and always willing to please he doesn't watch football and never breaks wind despite being full of hot air.

100cm of pure dominating pleasure.

Why not enjoy the company of a low maintenance inflatable wife for a stress free easy life. Completely silent and always faithful and obedient your inflatable wife never wastes time and she won't spend your money or crash your car. Plus the toilet seat will always remain up! Despite her being full of hot air it's unlikely that she'll go down on you.

100cm of pure dominating pleasure.

Urban seduction kit. Something for the weekend... After months of creative development and a rigorous product testing programme we are proud to say that 9 out of ten couples who expressed an opinion said the kit was a right laugh! Here's what you said: Worked for me - Roger Rabbit I'm pregnant! - Tracey from Stockport I've lost the feather can you send me a new one? - C.

de Bergerac. Contents: Little Red Love Note Red Feather Kama sutra Dice T-Lights Chocolate Heart Red Ribbon Condom Massage Oil.

This gourmet chocolate flavoured nipple spread with applicator is a must have for chocoholics who want to spice things up in the bedroom in their own favourite way! Choose from a number of dessert ideas that are pictorially illustrated on the back of the pack such as Mississippi mud pie chocolate nuts Mars Mr. Flakey Picasso (obviously in his BROWN period) and death by chocolate. Simply warm the knife before spreading the chocolate as cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter.

Never over sharpen the blade especially if used by those who are prone to sneezing attacks nervous ticks slashing fantasies or if you happen to be blind drunk at the time! The spread is microwavable but after you've gently warmed the pack make sure to check for the correct temperature by...

I've seen it all now. This slightly scary looking seven inch vibrator actually talks to you in a deep and manly voice and comes out with one of four pre-programmed phrases at random! Watch out though because out of the four hilarious phrases that bad vibe comes out with only one is nice. Enjoy or endure sayings such as "Go away I've got a headache" "Sorry I have to get up early tomorrow" "Hell can't you get a real man?" or "Mmm you're looking cute tonight honey".

The perfect girly gag present which will shock the recipient as well give her a buzz!

Guaranteed to embarrass even the most resilient bride on her hen night why not inflate a couple of these giant willy balloons tie them to her ears and make her walk down the high street! Ideal for birthdays and many other special occasions (they always make an excellent subject of conversation at baptisms and everyone was staring at their impressive girth at Sue and Bob's anniversary the other day). It has to be said though that these monster willy balloons are big enough to make even the most impressively endowed feel insecure as each balloon once inflated measures 56-64cm (22-25 inches) long whilst the head measures a mighty 23cm (9 inches) in diameter. Contents: eight fun willy shaped pink balloons made of natural latex rubber.