Who knows what your baby will become? Mysterio, that's who! These retro-chic T-shirts foretell little one's future profession, from milkman to plastic surgeon, as predicted by the all-seeing swami. Simply open the sealed pouch and baby's T-shirt tells all.

Who knows what your baby will become? Mysterio, that's who! These retro-chic T-shirts foretell little one's future profession, from milkman to plastic surgeon, as predicted by the all-seeing swami. Simply open the sealed pouch and baby's T-shirt tells all.

Chuck the Nerf Vortex into the air and prepare to be flabbergasted, because this incredible tail finned football flies for miles! Well, almost. It's a modern miracle of aerodynamics.

Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip and swot at the same time.

You normally only see birds and caravans together in ancient Carry On films. But now, thanks to this deeply ironic caravan-shaped birdbox, feathered-friends will be able to nest like genuine 70s holidaymakers. The perfect garden accessory for style savvy bird-lovers everywhere.

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It looks like something from an old sci-fi B-movie, but instead of zapping rubbish actors in pathetic costumes this comedy ray gun flips TV channels. Simply aim it at your gogglebox and fire.

Create percussive pandemonium of Keith Moon proportions and indulge in a bit of crash, bang, wallop with these ingenious electronic drumsticks. Bash them against any surface or play 'air' drums in order to blast out different drum noises and jam along to the pre-recorded tune.

Add an exotic, spa-style feel to bath time without all that petal-scattering nonsense with these gorgeous floating lights. Shaped like elegant roses, each buoyant bloom phases through various relaxing colours as it bobs about in the bath tub. Sheer bliss!

To hold more photos at higher resolution you can buy additional SD (Secure Digital) cards for your digital camera.

Now hear this, recruit! From this day forward you will place your beloved boiled eggs in this neat little egg holder comprising three sword-wielding soldiers. You will also form a perfect platoon of toasted soldiers with this ingenious cutter. Fall in!