Go go go go go! Faster and faster! Here's a handy gadget that competitive typists everywhere will love. Think you type too much each day? Now you can find out!More than just a novelty, this Speedometer plugs into a USB port and can keep track of both typing speed and total word counts.Great for anyone who wants to improve their touch-typing speed skills, it's also a must-have for writers or journalists who need to keep track of their word-count or train themselves to be speedy and efficient at the keyboard.

The ultimate survival kit for anyone into the outdoors! If you get stuck out in the wilderness this kit has everything you'll need to survive So you're trekking through the Scottish highlands and suddenly you're caught out in a massive, unexpected storm. You're stuck until it blows over, but haven't planned on spending a night or two stuck out in the cold.You're hungry, thirsty, and freezing! What do you do?You pull out this amazing and lightweight kit and presto! You've got every bit of survival kit you could ever need.

Styled to look like toy building blocks, these fully iPod compatible stereo speakers are a great way to share music with your friends, or listen without headphones. Featuring a docking connector that's fully compatible with the iPod Classic, Nano, Mini and Touch, they're small enough to fit in your pocket or bag with your iPod. Taking their power from the iPod, these speakers don't require batteries or an external power supply.

And despite their small size, they punch above their weight in the volume stakes with a bright, clear response.

You must come round for a meal sometime is one of those warm sentiments that we all let slip every now and again. Well, if by some strange chance someone takes you up on it (probably someone who doesn't know your cooking), here's a way to make the party look great right away. These beautiful double candelabras bring polish and poise to any table or setting, nestling together with natural curves and perfect balance.

They're made from a single piece of satin-finish metal that rests on three triangulated points, so although they look so fluid that they might roll over, they're actually extremely stable, as well as superbly elegant.

Don't risk being cheated by card sharks. For totally trustworthy shuffling, get the Wooden Card Shuffler! Poker is a tough game, and there are plenty of people ready to play dirty. So what do you do if you don't trust your fellow poker players to shuffle without throwing the deck? Do it by machine of course! This premier edition Wooden Card Shuffler completely shuffles one or two decks of standard size cards at the touch of a button.

If one or two of your card-playing buddies have dealt themselves suspiciously good hands in the past, the Auto Shuffler will even things up a bit.

Worried about you, or someone else putting petrol in a diesel car or diesel in a petrol car? Worry no more! At last help is at hand. It's brilliantly ingenious and simple to use and is a great little gadget for solving a big problem. With 150,000 reported misfuellings last year, it is a costly mistake for the motorist, causing inconvenience, mechanical damage, an be dangerous not to mention the harm caused to the environment through wasted fuel.

Designed for both diesel and petrol vehicles, the Fuel Checker is attached to the inside of the fuel flap of the vehicle.

From time to time we all have those mornings when we need a bomb under us to get going. Well, now we're is offering something that's not quite as drastic as that, but which should get even the deepest sleeper out of the sack.This time bomb' alarm clock features a glowing red LED display and when the alarm is due to go off, starts to count down with an ominous tick tock' sound that gives you enough time to defuse it if you're awake enough but if not it goes off with an almighty explosion noise!So, if nothing else will get you out of bed, try the Bomb Alarm Clock for a wake-up call that's impossible to ignore!Features:1 x Bomb Alarm Clock Black colour Time counts down and then an explosion noise is made Time is projected form the inside to the shell of the bomb'...

Squeeze the boobies to release the gel... showering has never been so much fun! Silly question but do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day?

Save 5.10! Was 19.95. Warning: this item is extremely offensive! Terry Turtle is a motion activated, swearing turtle! Terry Turtle has a serious problem. Terry Turtle just can't help himself.

As hard as he tries to keep them, in the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out. As you walk by, or move in front of him he comes out with one of 25 horrific bouts of swearing! And this isn't any normal swearing, this is as dirty, obscene and nasty as one would hear in the back street of the worst part of town- no actually it's even worse than that!To have an idea of how rude Terry is please check out the video below.

Acessorizing is key they say so why not accessorize in style'! These humorous cufflinks are different and entertaining! An exclusive! The classic shape of man and women are iconized on these fun cufflinks a little something different from your run of the mill silver or black cufflink.These design led, retro yet modern designs will suit even the most masculine of men, and wouldn't be out of place at a black tie event, wedding or any other event!These Cufflinks and keychains are designed and made right here in the UK, and support our local economy a rarity in this day and age of mass market corporations and Made in China' Support the little people if you can we say!In stunning packaging these would make a great gift for the men in your life!Features:Metal backed Cufflinks with...