When you've finally gotten out of bed, here's a shower gel that definitely won't have you wanting to get back into it. In fact, this particular cosmic cleanser will be more shocking than opening your bank statement in the morning. ( 'Jeez, who the hell spends that much buying someone dinner with no guarantee of sex afterwards?') the menthol and host of other refreshing ingredients will help you to start your day bright and breezy.

even if you end it fed up and exhausted.

Sominex is for those occasions when you cannot get to sleep because your natural routine is disturbed. Clinically proven to relieve occasional sleeplessness. For temporary (short-term) relief only.

If symptoms persist, consult your doctor. take one tablet at bedtime. It may be taken up to one hour after going to bed when sleep is difficult to achieve.

Not to be taken by children under 16 years. Each tablet contains Promethazine Hydrochloride Ph.Eur.20mg.

'We could have called our new, all natural mint, lavender and mallow shampoo something like 'sleek and shiny'. it would have done exactly what it said on the bottle, but boy! it would have been boring and frankly it wouldn't have entertained the cleaner very much as she pretended to clean your bath, or romped in it with her new lover, while you were toiling at work all day to pay her £10 an hour. so 'giving good head' it is- a memorable shampoo with a memorable name.

now fall to your knees, unzip (your mouth, your mouth) and give praise that there's someone out there who's making your daily ablutions quite as much fun as we are.

Forget bars, clubs, and street corners (hookers and hustlers aside)...there is only one place to get picked up: communal; showers (or your own bathroom), This shower gel will jolt you back to life at any time of day.

Unhappily wed to your shampoo? perhaps its time to split (not of the ends variety) to start a relationship with this ultra mint shampoo. It will have your luscious locks bouncing up and down like a pair of 42DD's.

Soap and alkali-free claensing bar with the pH-value 5.5, for cleansing of face, hands and body, for men and women of all age groups with normal to oily types of skin.

An efficient cream cleanser which combines the properties of a cleansing milk and a toner leaving the skin fresh and comfortable.

A delicate soap with artichoke as the active ingredient.

Burt's most popular product, chocked full of pain relieving protective ingredients to help soothe cracked, chapped or burning lips.

Burt's most popular product, chocked full of pain relieving protective ingredients to help soothe cracked, chapped or burning lips.