Beef Bandages With the healing power of T-bone steak... Our fantastic Beef Bandages are the perfect way to heal any injury incurred herding cattle or out on the range. Beef Bandages include 3 large and 10 small steak plasters in their own gift tin.

Free Toy included! Go on, put a smile on someone's face...

Who's Counting Candles - Forty ish For those who don't want to offend a friend or just to have a bit of fun! The candles spell out the words: 'FORTY ISH' Perfect for Birthdays. Go on - makes someone smile...

This beautifully presented silver plated 50 year calendar comes in a stylish black gift box making it an ideal gift for an office worker as it can also double up as a paperweight. To set the calendar simply rotate the bezel so that the year is over the month month names highlighted in red signifies a leap year. Dimensions are: length 8.5cm height 2.5cm width 8.5cm.

This mini Medusa of cables and clips is ideal for displaying important notes memos or paperwork or for creating a fun and unique blend of messages and photos of loved ones. Each memo holder has eight clips attached to bendy metal cables which allow you to position your items so that they are most visible. Multiple memo holder measures 6.5cm in length 24.5cm height and 6.5cm in width.

I'm not sure whether this mug is intended to be given to absent minded managers who have forgotten that they're the boss so that every time they drink their coffee they get a subtle reminder or whether the more deserving recipient of this mug would be someone who is insecure enough that they feel the need to boost their under nourished ego with the butch statement found on the side? What do you mean I'm over analysing it? Colour of mug may vary between charcoal and white.

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for BEING TOO SEXUALLY DEMANDING! Restrictions are as follows: You must learn to control yourself (especially in public places) stop talking dirty and groping stop wearing sleazy clothes stop bringing every conversation around to sex stop leering drooling lechering and panting have no less than 3 cold showers a day. For a period of six months from today.

Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE for HAVING NO DRESS SENSE. Restrictions are as follows: You must employ a stylist get rid of the cheap bling take a colour blindness test stop buying clothes from supermarkets car boot sales and charity shops stop wearing odd socks stupid hats flower power tops and big undies.

For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY OF MOVES for CRAP DANCING! Restrictions are as follows: You are not allowed to: Show up anywhere where there is a dance floor sway or shuffle your feet nod your head or click your fingers to music wear cheap flares loud tops or cheap jewellery until you've had dancing lessons (preferably not from your Dad!) For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item.

Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the TUNES TASK FORCE for AWFUL TASTE IN MUSIC! Restrictions are as follows: You must wear headphones at all times keep away from the pub juke box keep your car windows closed and the volume down stop ranting about weirdo groups and singers have your ears and club credibility checked apologise to all your friends who have had to endure too many crap tunes for too long. For a period of six months from today.

Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY FOR ALCOHOLICS for being a BINGE DRINKER! Restrictions are as follows: Stop all drinking between breakfast and morning coffee break lay off the rough cider meths and nail varnish remover keep away from other heavy drinkers (your mates) pin a note to your chest before you pass out saying "I don't live in this gutter - please take me to a hotel and buy me a drink". For a period of six months from today.

Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.