Novelty Kitchen Timer, just pull the tape to the minutes you require, when the time is reach a bell will sound. Maximum time 60 minutes. Gift of the Year 2005

Allow the phone some relaxation! This superb brushed aluminium cradle allows you to charge your phone whilst on the desktop and ensures it always rises above the sea of papers for instant calling.

A luxurious, real chocolate taste in a beautiful glass jar. The perfect way to combine adult play with romance! Use this fluid chocolate body paint to write love poems, draw hearts, flowers and simply reveal your artistic side. It's also insanely delicious. Size: 100ml Foam 'quill' included.

From deep inside his own half he begins his run... He's past one, then two... now three...

he's going all the way... what a GOAL!!! The League. Its a funny old game.

Just like football... Except you can play it in the pub... Or anywhere else! The basics are easy.

You get dealt 8 cards and your team tries to build up an attack by laying combinations of pass, dribble or skill cards in order to get a shot on goal. Every time you play a card, however, you could see a tackle flying in from your opponent as they try to disposess you and attack on the break! Expect dubious ref decisions, penalties, 30-yard strikes, wonder goals, near misses and spectacular saves as two teams battle for the win. The tension mounts. Each card played takes a minute off the clock. Could the next...

This quirky stopper keeps your favourite shiraz tasting great thanks to the high quality silicone seal, but it doesnt stop there... the drink-me bottle stop doubles as a stylish stainless steel wine goblet! And because of its clever design, both wine bottle and drink-me can fit neatly in the fridge - just make sure you finish your glass before putting it back in the bottle!

Binoculars in frosty plastic housing. 7 x 18 magnification

Q: What is the most boring job in the world (possibly the universe)? A: Ironing! Q: How do we make it a little bit more bearable? A: By selling ironing board covers Q: You what? A: They're slightly different to your mum's - firstly they feature a very fit guy reclining with only a towel. Q: And? A: When you heat up the board (this is where the ironing part comes in) they get naked! Fits most standard ironing boards

AS SEEN ON OFI SUNDAY! Perfect for milkshakes, cup-a-soups (or any generic powdered soups!) tea, coffee... basically any drink that you need to stir! The Stainless steel mug has a small rotating blade at the bottom - simply press the button on the handle and it whizzes into life! The self-stirring mug also comes with a colour co-ordinating plastic lid to save you from splashes! This mug is a great travel or work companion - as every tea & coffee drinker knows, stirring sugar into your drink with your finger is just painful and when you use a biro you always end up with those dregs of brown liquid inside your pen! Requires: 2 AAA batteries (not included) Size: 87 x110mm

This has to be the most ingenious little gadget we've seen in a long time! A 4 port USB Hub is always useful but this one has utilised the unused space on top of the hub to create a hot plate - ideal for keeping your cup of caffeine warm whilst you work out just how to respond to that office email or why those figures don't add up! Whilst there's nothing worse than taking a glup of your hot drink to find it's actually stone cold - with this little gizmo you can also extend the use of your USB ports: Usually located (conveniently!) at the back of the computer, USB ports can be used by many fun little toys (and serious office equipment of course!) but only if you can get to them without crawling on all fours - never a pretty sight, trust us! With the USB Hub & Cup...

Ignite your passion for romance - sweep the one you love off their feet with these unforgettable dates. Enjoy the excitement and anticipation of opening each card - what surprise date scenarios await you both? Perfect for putting the romance back in your relationship, or simply ensuring that it never leaves! Contents: 12 romantic date cards Black satin bag special love note fridge magnet erasable pen