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Micro Tool with Light
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Multi-function tool with pliers, blades, screwdrivers, bottle opener, torch and a durable belt carry case and key chain attachment.
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Mystical love predictor
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The Mystical Love Predictor, ask it a question and all will be revealed! Matters of the heart are seldom simple! Use this Mystical Love Predictor to help you make those all important decisions by answering yes, no or maybe to any question that you ask.
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TurboJet 3 colour flame
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Windproof TurboJet lighter will stand up to any weather conditions. Turning the barrel changes the flame colour to either red/ green/ blue, while the capsule lights up with blue LED.
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USB Desc Vacuum
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Do you eat at your desk? Does your work area or PC get covered in food crumbs? Suck up dust and crumbs with the coolest USB vacuum cleaner ever. According to the supplier; "with its classic retro style you can suck your way to success!" So, I'm now sat here trying desperately hard to not let my mind sink to the gutter and start making Monica Lewinsky comparisons but it's just too easy to resist. As seen on channel Five's Gadget show.
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Reservoir dogs in my pocket
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Handy Reservoir dog keyring with some everyday phrases for you at ahnd including: All you can do is pray for a quick death. Which, you ain't gonna get. I don't give a good f**k what you know or don't know. But I'm gonna torture you anyway. Mr. Brown? That's a little too close to Mr. S**t. Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. P***y. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise. If you kill that man, you die next. Repeat. If you kill that man, you die next
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Alcohol breath Tester
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Alcohol breath tester 3 level instant result. Green= ok under 0.05% Yellow= caution over 0.05% Red= Danger over 0.08% on a handy keyring and includes Led torch
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Bath time glass holder
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What a brilliant idea. Something to safely hold your beverage of choice while you indulge in a hot soak - genius. This bathtime drinks holder features a super secure clamp system so it grips to the bathroom tiles like, well, like a limpet. Comes assorted in clear, pink and blue. Limpet comes packaged in an acetate blister which either hangs or stands. Please enjoy your booze in the bath responsibly
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Big cards
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Large plastic cards, ideal for the big gambler, or when you have trouble focusing!
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Borat Mankini
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OK, so this is a bit wierd. It is a bikini for men, as fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev the fictional Kazakhstani journalist portrayed by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. He is the eponymous protagonist of the mockumentary Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Humour is often derived from Borat's taboo sociocultural viewpoints, deadpan behaviour, repeated catchphrases, exaggerated 'third-world' status, and physical humour! One size fits all.
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