If you're looking for a way to jazz up or romanticize that tired looking bathroom of yours, all you need to do is just turn the light off! Just kidding, well, partly kidding anyway. You do need to turn the light off but you also need to get your hands on these awesome little instant ambience makers! You can inject a bit of luxury spa feel into your own home with these gorgeous floating bath lights. And yes, if you're more of a shower person they go in your shower as well with their handy little suction feet! Forget those messy candles, just pick your favourite music, flick the lights and relax into a glowing heaven with these brilliant Spa Lights! Each pack contains x 2 waterproof plastic Colour Changing Spa Lights.

Man's best friend, so they say. Well, Humphrey is just about the friendliest, most affectionate pooch around. Some might say he overdoes it a bit, but we reckon he's just good natured and has no taste.

His face tells the true story though - just the right combination of grin and sneer. Watch the unsuspecting face of your victim as you gently attach Humphrey's front paws around their leg, squeeze his ear (Humphrey's, that is), and let this leering little terroriser will hump away at an increasing pace until he's done, and you'll know when that happens by the horrible canine groan.

When an enormous political figure like Tory MP Anne Widdecombe describes something as cheap and tawdry and people who belong in the WI call itdemeaning to women, you've just got to check it out, haven't you? When a well known department store found this cute little poledancer too hot for their complaints departmentthe outraged citizens of middle England (aka, Anne W) started getting high blood pressure over it and the store were forced to withdraw their stock. I mean, it's outrageous, isn't it? It could lead towellall sorts of things.

You're just out for a couple of drinks and onto a club, and all your girlfriends agree. Blokes?Who needs them? But you never know where Cupid's arrow might strikein the pub, or the club, at the kebab van, in the back of the squad carso if your luck happens to change and the proverbial knight on a white charger turns up and offers you a lift home, make sure you can be hygienic and safe. This special pack contains a mini overnight kit, including black G-string, wipes and something for him too.

How would you like to own a piece of your favourite football club! You'll get a real, single share in the club, allowing you to attend shareholders meetings, vote on important issues, get annual reports, and buy new players .... well, perhaps not! You receive:Welcome letterExplanation of your giftShare registration sheetShares and shareholding bookletInformation of football club sharesPresentation certificate and personalisation penPresented in a luxury metal gift tinAfter registration you will receive:Genuine share certificateAnnual reports and invitations to AGMProduct description:This fantastic gift entitles you to genuine share ownership in one of the following clubs: Birmingham City, Celtic, Charlton Athletic, Millwall, Rangers, Sheffield United, Southampton, and Watford.

How about resting your head on these beauties? These soft, squishy boob-shaped cushions contain thousands of tiny polystyrene beads, so they mould gently to any shape without losing their own.You can lie on them, hug them, snuggle them, squeeze them, or wrap yourself around them when you just fancy something warm and soft to cuddle up to.

Imagine the scenea dinner party where everyone is banging on about the size of their mortgage, and how much money they've made, how you'd be mad not to join in and set yourself up for life. And then the question comes round to you. And you pause (for effect, of course) before agreeing and explaining that that's only a secondary reason why you decided to invest in land on a large estate in Scotland.

Their mouths open. You seize the moment by explaining how you also intend to help protect the environment by ensuring that your land is never developed, part of your greater social responsibility as a landowner, and all that.

If you're looking for the perfect gift for a chocoholic, we strongly advise you to steer clear of the pink blush stilettos and handbags and ignore everything you're about to read. These yummily huge tablets of white chocolate with pink chocolate stillettos or handbags adorning them, supplied in a clear box with a printed insert are a wonderful no-brainer gift for the chocolate-loving lady (or ladies?)in your life, whether they are romantic connections, or friends and family. You absolutely shouldn't mention this to any of them, or even drop the slightest hint that you know anything about it.

Unwrap a present to reveal something that's already been unwrapped... you won't find this at the card shop! Normally it's the present that counts rather than the paper it's wrapped in. It's not surprisingly really; Happy Birthday' messages and pictures of balloons are nice enough, but hardly what you'd call exciting.

This wrapping paper is different. From the outside it looks like fairly run-of-the-mill stripy paper, but when your recipient opens their present, they'll get an unexpected extra gift.

Banish boring wallets forever with the totally unique Ducti the wallet made from Duct tape! Click on pic to enlarge Any modern man worth his salt has a roll of Duct tape in his toolbox.