''Move the bottle opener through the slot without touching the sides, reaching the finish without the dreaded noise and flashing light and you win a beer or drink beer as a penalty. e.g. Win: Drink Beer! Fail: Drink Beer! Keep your nerve or the BURP will get you.

CONTENTS BURPING Beer-omter, batteries included DIMENSIONS 25cm (10 inches) x14cm (5.5 inches)''

''As soon as she puts on this thong, the heat from her body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. He will then join in. This is a chocolate thong for two people to enjoy.

Soon there will be no need for a thong. Lick away? Contents: One heart shaped chocolate thong for HER to wear. Belgian Chocolate is used.

One size fits all.''

''As soon as he puts on this thong, the heat from his body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. She will then join in. This is a chocolate thong for two people to enjoy.

Soon there will be no need for a thong. Lick away? Contents: One heart shaped chocolate thong for HIM to wear. Belgian Chocolate is used.

One size fits all. May contain nuts? Contents: 1 Heart shaped Belgium chocolate thong.''

''Guaranteed to give a buzz. Ideal cure for computer mouse strain, drinkers hand fatigue, writers cramp, road ragers fist fatigue, limp wrist and solitary stimulation strain. Quick relief for overactive hands.

Contents: Vibrating stress reliever. requires 1 AA battery - not included.''

''The child`s name is woven throughout the story in a way that also includes their age, special friends and even their home or school. The book is delightfully illustrated to give pleasure and to create an interest in reading. A wonderful way to create a collection of books where your child joins their favourite character on lots of adventures.

Available stories: Hobby Horse Story, Rocking Horse Story, Bear Tells a Story, Jack in the Box Story or School Begins Story. Once you purchase this product a member of our Sales Team will contact you to obtain details for personalisation.''

''This compact ultra-vibration travel hairbrush and massager vibrates 6,000 times in a minute, and comes with 4 detachable heads. The attachment gives you a refreshing invigorating scalp massage to help promote healthier, better looking hair. The facial and body attachments give a deep sensual massage, relieving tension and stress and increasing blood circulation.''

A Blow up Man with vibrating body part!! A work out with this professional will raise more than a smile! No prizes for guessing which part vibrates.? CONTENTS Blow up man with an area that vibrates!!! (batteries not included) DIMENSIONS 23cm (9 inches) x 17cm (6.75 inches).

''Small and discreet, it is ideal for travel and for reading. By a simple touch switch the light on or off, adjust flat to allow wall fixing.''

''Unable to shuffle cards? Well you don`t need to with the Automtic Card Shuffler. All you need to do is press the lever and it shuffles up to 2 decks thoroughly in just a few seconds. Great for children, poker nights and bridge parties.''

''Sleep snug & warm this winter with Microwaveable Hotty Botty Bear! Enjoy hours of warm soothing heat Safely heats in microwave Ideal for the whole family Makes the perfect gift These cute little fellows are filled with wheat grains and soothing lavender. Simply heat in the microwave for just 2 minutes. Ideal for the whole family, providing comfort and warmth for up to 3 hours.

Much safer and easier to heat than old-fashioned hot water bottles.''