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Splat Frog can be peeled off easily and is great fun for adults and children alike. Sit him on your work desk and throw it at the opposite window/ wall/ your boss as a stress reliever, it works a treat! Splat Frog The Splat Frog can be thrown at windows or walls, create your own game by aiming at a target (no, not me mum) Splat Frog measures approx 7 cm x 5.5 cm x 4.5 cm and has a sticky feel, but does not leave a residue on your hands! If your frog gets dirty, simply wash him in tepid water and dry back to clean stickiness The Splat Frog is a fantastic novelty gift for ages...

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