''Some may find it hard to believe that not everyone manages to consume a complete bottle of champagne at one sitting, or that some people actually keep opened bottles of ''''bubbly'''' in the fridge to sip from periodically. How to keep the open bottle of champagne full of bubbles? Use the Champagne Sealer, which gives you flexibility to dip into your bottle of champagne as often as you like for up to four days and the ''''fizz'''' is guaranteed. The Champagne Sealer retains the bubbles by effectively recording the bottle as the gas from the wine enters the unique air-lung, expanding it to form an airtight seal.

Simply lock the Champagne Sealer in place and keep the bubbles until the last drop. The...

''Whenever someone comes within 30cm (12 inches) of your beer the mafia style voice alert sounds: ''''Keepa Da Hands off ma BEER! Alarm can go off as a Siren or as the Mafia Voice. Also alerts against spikers. Contents: 1 Beer Burglar Alarm, 3 x replaceable LR44 batteries Dimensions: Box: 14cm (5.5 inches) x 9cm (3.5 inches) Alarm: 4cm (1.5 inches) diameter.''

''For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentlemans Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave? This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface. Contents: 1 Silver plated ''''Ball Scratcher'''' in a quality metal case.''

This comes complete with a smiley face and a speech bubble that explains why they are better than men. This makes the perfect girls gift guaranteed to THRILL the recipient! CONTENTS Service Manual and Spanner (batteries not included) DIMENSIONS 18cm (7 inches) x 5cm (2 inches).

''A promising game of chance, based loosely on the old favourite Postmans Knock. You may have to ''''squeeze and kiss passionately'''' for ''''2 minutes'''' in the ''''bathroom, in the shower (water optional) - lights off'''' with mystery person ''''number 9''''. This game is not ''''X'''' rated but should only be played by broad minded people as a degree of intimacy is required.

CONTENTS Personal Numbers, Action Cards, Place Cards, Number Cards, Dice, Blindfold, Satin Ribbon (for the bondage!). DIMENSIONS 22.5cm (8.75 inches) x 14cm (5.5 inches).''

''A steamier version of ''''charades'''' combined with ''''amorous amateur dramatics'''' could describe this fun game which will bring out the ACTOR WITHIN. It provides the opportunity to bring a semblance of professional detachment to a scene that some would find sensual, arousing or downright embarrassing. The two acting partners selected at random have 3 minutes to convince the audience of the title of a movie, playing in silence the scene(s) as described in detail on the card.

A further 3 minutes is allowed for ''''charades'''' type play if the acting is not up to it. CONTENTS 50 x Scene Cards, 24 x Noscars, 18 Personal Numbers, Hollywood Clapperboard...

''Wine and textiles were shipped to Africa, traded for slaves who were then shipped to the Americas, the ships returning to Europe with cargoes of molasses and tobacco. Long periods at sea and wine in abundance, diversions were created using the materials at hand; wood, canvas and rope. There are eight games to be played, which will provide interesting, unusual and amusing entertainment for up 8 players for as many hours as you wish.

Port wine was originally used but because of its strength an ordinary (or extraordinary) bottle of red or white wine will ensure that the game does not finish too early. CONTENTS 2 x Dice, 8 x pieces of rope, Instructions. DIMENSIONS 22.5cm (8.75 inches) x 14cm (5.5inches).''

''It comes with matching envelope, bound with ribbon and sealed with wax ? Oh and don?t forget the Fairy Dust!* LauRai the Birthday Fairy is certainly one of the busiest Fairies around, especially in those few days before each child?s birthday. Presents to be wrapped, parties to arrange, invitations to be sent, Mums to be organised! With so much to do it is hardly surprising she has to call on her good friend Lillibutton for help. The Birthday Fairy loves to write to children everywhere to tell them of her adventures and is sure to make a special day into a treasured memory.

Once you purchase this product a member of our Sales Team will contact you, usually by sending you an e-mail, to obtain details for personalisation.''

''Comes with the Fairy Dust* and matching envelope, bound with ribbon and sealed with wax? Losing those first teeth is a big event in any child`s life, having a visit from the Tooth Fairy makes it an adventure. Aurelia the Tooth Fairy has spent all of her enchanted life working throughout the night in a never-ending quest to find those perfect teeth that only children seem to possess. Taking them back to her workshop in Butterfly Woods where, with a touch of magic, they are turned into precious pieces of jewellery for the Princess of Fairies or delightful items of furniture for her fellow Fairy Folk.

* Fairy Dust is made from a fine glitter and care should be taken when purchased for children of a young age. Parental supervision is advised.''

''Players guide the ''''Hand'''' around the BABE without touching the metal sides of the slot. When she exclaims ''''DONT TOUCH ME THERE!'''' and the BOOBS flash, you have to try again. CONTENTS Babe-ometer batteries included DIMENSIONS 25cm (10 inches) x14cm (5.5 inches).''