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Lipstick Pen
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Lipstick Pen The Lipstick Pen is a fun and funky handbag accessory that looks like red lipstick! A great novelty gift, these Lipstick Pens are light, compact and extremely useful. Handbags nowadays are either large and full to the brim with receipts and junk or tiny little clutch bags that only just fit a mobile phone. These fab mini pens will fit neatly into any bag or pocket, ready to be whipped out to write notes, autographs or phone numbers when you are out and about. Why hide your Lipstick Pen in your handbag? Leave it by your phone or dressing table and leave those ugly biro's in the drawer! Lipstick Pen The Lipstick Pen has a black and gold plastic body with a red plastic lid These novelty pens write in blue biro ink! The pen measures 10 cm x 2 cm x 2 cm A fantastic...
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Millionaire's Toilet Roll
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Millionaire's Toilet Roll Always wondered what you would do if you had an unlimited amount of cash? Some people choose to light their cigar with a wad of 50's, some spend it, others leave it to their pet poodles, now you can wipe your bum on it! This hilarious Millionaire's Toilet Roll is printed with £100 notes and a rather worrying picture of a Queen (although it could be Charlotte Church in drag). Tight fisted cheapskate surrounded by charity volunteers in the street? Give them a Millionaire's Toilet Roll! Mum lives in a bungalow but decorates it with more fine china and ceiling roses than the Savoy? Give her a Millionaire's Toilet Roll! With our money toilet paper you will feel like a king on your throne in that bathroom of yours. Millionaire's Toilet...
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Critter Splat Ball
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Critter Splat Ball Critter Splat Balls are the most fantastically disgusting balls around! Filled with either worms, rats or cockroaches, hurl the Critter Splat Ball at a wall and watch it SPLAT! These Critter Splat Balls have a clear membrane which is full of liquid holding the creatures suspended. Juggle with them, catch them, throw them or splat them, our horri-ball Critter Splat Balls will be the scream of the playground. Critter Splat Ball The Critter Splat Balls are clear walls filled with water and a creepy creature! These squishy balls are filled with either rats, worms or cockroaches. You never know which one you'll get! The Critter Splat Ball measures 65 mm Our Critter Splat Balls make disgustinglly marvellous novelty gifts for ages 8 to 180! Kids love revolting things...
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