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DIY Liposuction Flapart
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Never judge a book by its coverunless it's a Flapart cover! We present to you the UK exclusive Flapart book covers. You won't find these anywhere else in the UK! With the DIY Liposuction' book cover you can give your nosey neighbour on the underground a fright, or give your guests an amusingly awkward conversation starter over your coffee table.Whichever witty and modern Flapart cover you choose, you can be sure you're going to get a reaction. Go on, have some fun with these!
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England Magnetic Car Flag
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Did you know it's a fineable offence to not fly an England flag out your car window this World Cup season? Just kiddingbut we think it should be!!! So if you're as patriotic as us, give a couple of these new England car flags a go this World Cup, they're a must have for all die hard fans! Fly them with pride to show your support for England during their World Cup battle. And don't stress, they won't ruin your carthey are easily removable and replaceable.
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Fart Projection Flapart
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Never judge a book by its coverunless it's a Flapart cover! We present to you the UK exclusive Flapart book covers. You won't find these anywhere else in the UK! With the Art of Fart projection' book cover you can give your nosey neighbour on the underground a fright, or give your guests an amusingly awkward conversation starter over your coffee table. Whichever witty and modern Flapart cover you choose, you can be sure you're going to get a reaction.
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Fast Track to Prison Flapart
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Never judge a book by its coverunless it's a Flapart cover! We present to you the UK exclusive Flapart book covers. You won't find these anywhere else in the UK! With the Fast Track to Prison' book cover you can give your nosey neighbour on the underground a fright, or give your guests an amusingly awkward conversation starter over your coffee table. Whichever witty and modern Flapart cover you choose, you can be sure you're going to get a reaction. Go on, have some fun with these!
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Her Back Slappers
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The Back Slappers for her stickers are a great way to embarrass one or more of your mates!! Just pat them on the back when they are not expecting it and leave one of the 10 rib tickling signs for everyone to see in the club or at the office party!!! Signs say such things as does my bum look big in this?' and what do you mean nobody likes me?' A fantastic gift idea for hen nights and office parties. Just be careful that no one is laughing at you behind your back!!
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How to Murder Flapart
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Never judge a book by its coverunless it's a Flapart cover! We present to you the UK exclusive Flapart book covers. You won't find these anywhere else in the UK! With the How to Murder a complete stranger and get away with it' book cover you can give your nosey neighbour on the underground a fright, or give your guests an amusingly awkward conversation starter over your coffee table. Whichever witty and modern Flapart cover you choose, you can be sure you're going to get a reaction.
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Nose Picking Flapart
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Never judge a book by its coverunless it's a Flapart cover! We present to you the UK exclusive Flapart book covers. You won't find these anywhere else in the UK! With the Nutritional benefits of nose picking' book cover you can give your nosey neighbour on the underground a fright, or give your guests an amusingly awkward conversation starter over your coffee table. Whichever witty and modern Flapart cover you choose, you can be sure you're going to get a reaction.
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Smokers' Incense
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Horrify all your green eco-warrior buddies by brandishing this alarming package and getting your matches out. No wafty oriental patterns here, just good solid macho cowboy stuff. We reckon they used this stuff up on Brokeback Mountain.There'll be screams of derision, even scorn!What an amusing and lovely way to get a strong reaction, cover your tracks and leave behind a pleasant scented room. No-one will know you've been there, apart from the other cowboys of course!
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Raunchy Wrap for Girls
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Unwrap a present to reveal something that's already been unwrapped... you won't find this at the card shop! Normally it's the present that counts rather than the paper it's wrapped in. It's not surprisingly really; Happy Birthday' messages and pictures of balloons are nice enough, but hardly what you'd call exciting. This wrapping paper is different. From the outside it looks like fairly run-of-the-mill stripy paper, but when your recipient opens their present, they'll get an unexpected extra gift.
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Locklite
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Amazingly, the cabbie understood you, and at long last here you are, with only one quest left before the ultimate goal bed. You line up, several paces away, close one eye, and take aim, determined not to add to the peppering of little dents around the lock of your front door. You take a deep breath, rock back on your heels (unintentionally) and launch. The powerful beam of light from the end of the Locklite guides you in towards the target, then your key slots almost effortlessly into the lock.
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