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Usb Missile Launcher
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The USB Missile Launcher is the ultimate deterrent against those annoying people who lurk around your desk because they've nothing better to do. The Launcher holds three foam missiles, and Missile Command is located on your desktop (which is a great deal more convenient than having it buried under Cheyanne Mountain in Colorado - but that's Norad for you). You simply use your mouse to control the launcher which rotates and tilts as you zero in on your victim, that, despite being deeply childish, is immensely satisfying. The Missile Launcher fires its three foam missiles sequentially as you hit the 'Fire' button, and though collateral damage is minimal, the fun factor is exceedingly high. We just love USB toys. Features A Missile launcher you can plug into your PC. A...
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Shower Breasts
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Ever fancied having two humongous, squigy breasts waiting for you every time to go for a shower? Sound good? Well, we have the answer - buy yourself some Shower Breasts, and these beauties will turn your fantasy into a reality, and brighten up your day like nothing else. Shower breasts have many uses. They're never covered up and are lovely to look at, and they'll always be there waiting for your tender touch. As an added bonus, they can be filled with shower gel or shampoo, so all that squeezing actually has a purpose! Imagine the fun you can have fondling these little beauties (did we say little?). Boob bliss, mammary heaven, whichever way you look at it, you'll really be 'tickled pink' with these lovely lah-lah's. So, start your day off with a bang, invest...
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Own Your Own Acre Of Venus
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Own a genuine acre of Venus. With each property purchase you will receive a Deed, Constitution, Property Map, Mineral Rights, and a copy of the original Declaration of Ownership all in a nice silver pack. Unfortunately, you can't charge NASA if they land on your patch. An unusual gift for lovers of astronomy. Venus is the brightest heavenly body after the Sun and the Moon and is Earth's nearest neighbour, a mere 26 million miles away! Its year is only 225 days long, which is a bonus for those who enjoy summer, but an average surface temperature of 475'C means they'd get more than a tan!
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Own Your Own Acre Of Mars
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Own a genuine acre of Mars. With each property purchase you will receive a Deed, Constitution, Property Map, Mineral Rights, and a copy of the original Declaration of Ownership all in a nice silver pack. This has been one of our most popular gadgets - perhaps because Mars has had lots of publicity recently because it has been so close to the earth. Two entrepreneurs from Cornwall secured the rights to sell Mars land in the UK from Californian Dennis Hope. They laid claim to Mars, the Moon and seven other planets under a loophole in a 1967 treaty that bans nations, but not individuals, from owning territory in space. This was possible because the moon treaty put together in the 70s in order to ban commercial exploitation of space, was only ratified by five countries, not including the US.
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